Dear terrorist,
I am a very harmless guy who works in a Company that has its HQ in the UK (not the US). I am a hindu by birth and believe me I had no control over that. Had I known what future had in store for me I would have definitely requested God to send me to a ‘religionless’ home. If you are wondering what I mean by that, then it means I would have requested God to have me born as a tribal in a remote place in Amazon or somewhere in Greenland. Trust me I still have your good interests in my mind. I won’t be a part of any prospering country or a citizen of the country owing much to its history and diversity exercises some amount of tolerance to these activities.
Since the innocence in my birth is settled, I would like to clarify another very important aspect. I admire your religion very much. I totally believe in all that is said in the Quran and am ready to agree that it is the greatest religion ever. I am not sure you want people converted into that religion. Because when you decide to line up people and shoot them indiscriminately I have no way of proving it to you or the bullet that I am from the privileged lot. Your past experience proves that you kill them anyway. So I guess it doesn’t matter.
I know what can definitely save me. I can join your forces. But I think I don’t qualify for that at all. You see I was not born in Afghanistan or Pakistan or something like that. I was not born in a household that barely manages 2 meals a day. I am religious but I am guessing you would not care much for that. By virtue of my birth I am totally opposite to possessing the fire in me to protect my religion. I am of the belief that the religion protects me. You can blame the sad educated society I came from that instilled such hideous non-violent beliefs in me. So I guess I cannot be molded or trained in the life sacrificing way of life that you practice.
I still want to make it very clear that I hold you in the utmost respect. Your brave attempts of secretly entering places were innocent people live and terrorize them with arms and ammunition and have them under a constant tension between life and death is thoroughly commended by me. I even admire your exquisitely meticulous planning and pinpoint accurate execution of your missions in which, I am sure, you definitely surpass the target number of kills and deaths with minimum resources. What’s even more exciting is you can totally exercise your power by killing the guy standing opposite, who is carrying a Reynolds pen while you carry an Ak-47. I am indebted to you for changing the meaning of war in the modern day where the wars are waged against normal citizens of a country. Who cares about the manhood of being at war and facing the enemy and killing them? Our impotent guerilla attacks are still just as potential in killing people.
Hence I sincerely request you to spare me when you attack next time. Because by the time my country tightens and reacts it will be the next generation and my son will be writing a mail to you. I would like to live my complete miserable life and rot till natural death takes me while you take all the people I have loved and kill them one by one. Else there wont be anyone who will wake you up from your grave and remind you that you gave up your life doing the one thing that God was even created in the first place for, to unite everybody.
With you till we rot in hell.
I am a very harmless guy who works in a Company that has its HQ in the UK (not the US). I am a hindu by birth and believe me I had no control over that. Had I known what future had in store for me I would have definitely requested God to send me to a ‘religionless’ home. If you are wondering what I mean by that, then it means I would have requested God to have me born as a tribal in a remote place in Amazon or somewhere in Greenland. Trust me I still have your good interests in my mind. I won’t be a part of any prospering country or a citizen of the country owing much to its history and diversity exercises some amount of tolerance to these activities.
Since the innocence in my birth is settled, I would like to clarify another very important aspect. I admire your religion very much. I totally believe in all that is said in the Quran and am ready to agree that it is the greatest religion ever. I am not sure you want people converted into that religion. Because when you decide to line up people and shoot them indiscriminately I have no way of proving it to you or the bullet that I am from the privileged lot. Your past experience proves that you kill them anyway. So I guess it doesn’t matter.
I know what can definitely save me. I can join your forces. But I think I don’t qualify for that at all. You see I was not born in Afghanistan or Pakistan or something like that. I was not born in a household that barely manages 2 meals a day. I am religious but I am guessing you would not care much for that. By virtue of my birth I am totally opposite to possessing the fire in me to protect my religion. I am of the belief that the religion protects me. You can blame the sad educated society I came from that instilled such hideous non-violent beliefs in me. So I guess I cannot be molded or trained in the life sacrificing way of life that you practice.
I still want to make it very clear that I hold you in the utmost respect. Your brave attempts of secretly entering places were innocent people live and terrorize them with arms and ammunition and have them under a constant tension between life and death is thoroughly commended by me. I even admire your exquisitely meticulous planning and pinpoint accurate execution of your missions in which, I am sure, you definitely surpass the target number of kills and deaths with minimum resources. What’s even more exciting is you can totally exercise your power by killing the guy standing opposite, who is carrying a Reynolds pen while you carry an Ak-47. I am indebted to you for changing the meaning of war in the modern day where the wars are waged against normal citizens of a country. Who cares about the manhood of being at war and facing the enemy and killing them? Our impotent guerilla attacks are still just as potential in killing people.
Hence I sincerely request you to spare me when you attack next time. Because by the time my country tightens and reacts it will be the next generation and my son will be writing a mail to you. I would like to live my complete miserable life and rot till natural death takes me while you take all the people I have loved and kill them one by one. Else there wont be anyone who will wake you up from your grave and remind you that you gave up your life doing the one thing that God was even created in the first place for, to unite everybody.
With you till we rot in hell.
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Just tell "Lay off"